Well, if you follow these simple rules you too can be just as safe as me in a: Burning building, Bank Robbery, And much more!
So let's get started!(These 10 simple rules may be but not limited to protecting yourself and others)(maybe..)
#1. Find your nearest exit.(In some cases if you can't ask a manager and if your that stupid find a customer, thus if they do not know exit the building immediatly.
#2. Wear fire proof clothing!(This may be hard to find.. Just go into your closest pyrotechnic store and pickup it up)*To be wore underneath clothing*
#3. Bring a friend with you!(Just in case if the bank robber has a gun and wants to kill you shove your friend in the way.)
#4. Bring an enemy!(Bring your worst hated enemy to a bank robbery and bribe the bank robber to shoot him not you!)
#5. ALWAYS wear your sea rihno underwear(As seen on in spongebob, sea rihno's can be the worst things ever to run into!)
#6. If you hear weird noises in your basement (A) call the cops (B) RUN AWAY Or (C) Find the nearest weapon and hit him with it!(NEVER EVER RUN TOWARDS THE NOISE AS SEEN ON MOVIES THIS IS THE WORST CASE SCENARIO!)
#7. The best place to be in case of a Earthquake, Tornado, Or Sunami is the basement!(Or your underground "groovy shack" as some may call it)
#8. If you feel like your scared run away!
#9. The best thing for you to do inside of a tornado in a public building is to get into the tornado drill position you've learned inside of school and pray to the dean of your choice.
#10. Hope to god(whatever your god may be) To not die. This is probably the best thing to do (if) (A) Your plane is crashing. (B) You just pissed off a cereal killer. (C) You are being attacked by a rapist. (D) Your going to the therapist also known as "the rapist" (E) Being inside of a bank robbery with mentally unstable 3 year olds. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! (F) Becoming president(or any high ranking power you disire) Dodging bullets like your batman!
As you can see these 10 helpful tips may save your life today! or any other day of the week.
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